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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:51

Still no good.
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Loons and Moons
Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why is there so much hate against black people?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...