What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 23:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

No way

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good

Why do you think it is bad to allow people to self-identify as a different gender?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Loons and Moons

Why are Capri cigarettes so expensive?

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

How does one succeed in life?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Why is there so much hate against black people?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

A fisherman discovers a black iceberg off the northeast coast of Canada, leaving scientists in shock. - Farmingdale Observer

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Liberals, why can't you admit that Andrew Tate is the most moral and intelligent person of modern time?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Minds and Behinds

Nuts and Butts

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Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Next, they tried...

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